This is a true story about the recording of "Dear don't answer the cock".

Miss Tiger and Mr Owl is a couple, Tiger is a sweet little lady and Owl is a playful gentleman.

Mr Owl has a lot of secret admirers and he receives a lot of phone calls from all those ladies online or offline. Miss Tiger is very jealous of Mr Owl popularity and decided to record the Ring Tone call "Dear don't answer the cock". So Mr Owl setup the ring tone for all other women other than Miss Tiger to use this Ring Tone. Miss Tiger is so happy about it. So ladies, download this and make sure your man has it installs into their mobile phone!

Just send an email to TheXCock@gmail.com and you will get a link to download it. Enjoy!
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Close your eye and imagine what happen when PAS joins hand with UMNO and proceed on with the Unity Government.

The Unity Government is just a trick that UMNO is playing with PAS, a game like before and when PAS has NO Value to UMNO; it will be Bye Bye PAS. Initially if PAS continues with the Unity Government talks with UMNO, the Manek Urai will be a referendum for PAS.

UMNO youth keep repeating that PAS youth is not happy with the leadership, so is it true that PAS youth is playing with fire? Nik Aziz had spoken out about this and I don't really see Hadi is doing something to make us beleif that PAS is a partner in PR.

I am not a UMNO or BN supporter but here I am pleading with Manek Urai to give your vote to UMNO or Just vote with a BLANK with no indication on whom you are voting for. A vote for PAS will make it belief the people support the Unity Government, while a vote for UMNO show that the PAS youth is right! Your only option is an INVALID Protest Vote, Right?

With a large percentage of a Protest Vote, PAS youth will know how the people feel about the Unity Goverment, and whoever won will have no moral dignity to cheer about. PAS state government will not lost the state assembly if it lost Manek Urai.

So I am calling all the voter of Manek Urai, please help to show our disgust to PAS and UMNO.

BTW, I have a TRUE Story to tell and A FREE Ring Tone for you to download Here

I was away for the whole last week because my mother in law has a small stroke on Tue 30 June. I noticed her incoherent speech and deviated tongue and rushed her to HUKM immediately. I want to thank HUKM for the fine service, the doctors and nurse in Ward 6G. You restored my hope and belief in government run hospital. If I have the chance to manage, I will fired only the account department staff at the ground lobby.
I read about the following article before and it helped to save my mother in law's life. Please feel free to pass it on to others, who know you might help to save a life.



Stroke Identification

During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics). She said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening

Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this: -

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke ... totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.




Recognizing A Stroke

Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR. Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *Ask the individual to SMILE.
T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (i.e. It is sunny out today.)
R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.


New Sign of a Stroke: Stick out Your Tongue

NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other, that is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved.

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Self hypnosis is a very powerful way to manage a wide range of issues of problems that we have. Next Click on the pictures below that best describe your concern, and self hypnosis your issues and problems away.


I am always belief in hypnosis and have tried to self hypnosis to control my emotion and stress. One form of gentle hypnosis is Yoga. I simply like the idea of falling into a stage where I am totally free of worries and responsibilities.

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Read about this on Bernama. To have an integrity commission that truly owned and trusted by the people is what Malaysian want. The crucial point of separation of power between the pillars of democratic society need to be restored before any commission has any good and use. What is the point of setting up a commission where it has no power to charge? When it has power to charge, we have a judiciary which is less than desire when come to independent and integrity.


The MPs are elected by the people and the pillars of democratic society should be answering and responsible to the parliament, not the government of the day, unless the government of the days win 100% of all the seats in the parliament.

The appointment of Chief of the pillars of democratic society should be approved by the people, hence the parliament. That is the only way to win the trust of the people, the Malaysian will not take anything less.

A key position like the IGP, AG and CJ should at least get 75% approval from the parliament before their appointment letter is signed. My advise to the opposition is that, don't simply reject a candidate best on emotion. If the recommended person is the right candidate please support and make sure we have the 75% support.

Last but not least, the voting should be via secret ballot!
Just another Shiok's Opinion and I need an anger management 

Integrity Commission Step To Restore Public Trust

KUALA LUMPUR, June 25 (Bernama) -- The move to establish the Enforcement Agencies Integrity Commission was to ensure that regulations and procedures were followed so that the public returned to having trust in public enforcement agencies, Parliament was told Thursday.

Minister in the Prime Minister's Office Datuk Seri Mohamed Nazri Abdul Aziz said it was one way to ensure that not only the police but related agencies followed doctrines, laws, regulations and procedures

"By having this commission, the wishes of the people to have an ombudsman system is also realised," he said when debating the Enforcement Agencies Integrity Commission Bill 2009 in its second reading.

The bill among others was intended to enhance the integrity of the agencies, reduce wrongdoings among enforcement officers and entrench confidence in the agencies.

Also the comission could receive complaints of wrongdoings of the agencies or their officers

Agencies involved are the Immigration Department, Royal Customs, Road Transport Department, National Anti-Drug Agency, Department of Environment, Occupational Safety and Health, National Registration Department, Department of Civil Aviation, Industrial Relations Department, Fisheries Department, Wildlife and National Parks Department, Labour Department, the Health Ministry's Enforcement Department, the Tourism Ministry's Licensing Enforcement Unit, the Housing and Local Government Ministry's Enforcement Department, the Commercial Vehicles Licensing Board's Enforcement Unit and the Registrar of Businesses' Enforcement Unit.

Sitting resumes on Monday.

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The Poison of “Unity” Government

M. Bakri Musa

The two Malay political parties – UMNO and PAS – are battling each other to convince us that each is better than the other in advancing the “Malay agenda.” The two are like ageing fighters stuck with their same old tired moves. They are oblivious of the fact that we are fed up with their act; their lack of vigor and imaginative new strategies.

In a clumsy if not desperate attempt for new moves they concocted a ‘vision’ for a ‘unity’ government based on the two parties! Left unstated is the question: Unity for what and against whom?

I wish that they would expend their efforts on making our people competitive, and thus lifting us out of poverty. That is the most important Malay agenda today. Better yet, I would prefer that they just exit the ring and let others run the show for a change.

I fail to see how this ‘unity’ government would make Malays more competitive. The track record for UMNO is for all to see. Corruption is now rampant, as well as the erosion of the integrity of our institutions and the deepening polarization of Malaysians. The Melayu Baru (New Malay) of UMNO has now morphed into Melayu Barua (Malay scoundrels).

As for PAS, after decades of ruling Kelantan, the young still has to leave the state to seek a better life. The state is regularly plagued with such diseases as cholera. Tok Guru Nik Aziz may be pious and religious, with honesty and humility thrown in massive doses, but he is completely inept in running a modern state. Apparently his humility does not extend to his intellect for he has not seen fit to seek competent help in such ‘secular’ matters. Read the whole article here

Father's Day is a celebration inaugurated in the early twentieth century to complement Mother's Day in celebrating fatherhood and male parenting, and to honour and commemorate fathers and forefathers. Father's Day is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide and typically involves gift-giving, special dinners to fathers, and family-oriented activities. Read more here

Why UMNO is so desperate for the Unity Talk with PAS? Why DPM said that UMNO will agreed on anything that PAS demand? How about if PAS demand for the PM position and DPM for Najib. Will UMNO also agree on the demand?

UMNO knows that it will lost the next upcoming by-election in Manek Urai. PAS with the support of PR will win the state seat with added majority. Just like the Penanti state seat in Penang, UMNO can choose to a walk over without contesting the seat. But UMNO want something in return for not contesting the Manek Urai State Seat. UMNO want to create friction between the component parties of PR, namely PKR and DAP.

Since UMNO knows that it will lost the state seat, why not just create some drama to stir up emotion for the Malay and Muslim in Malaysia. Both PAS and UMNO tend to contest the same Malay majority State and Federal seat and forming an Alliance between them will not benefit in term of seat count.

The reason why UMNO, or DPM is so hurry about the Unity Talk is because the nomination day for the Manek Urai is just around the corner, 6 July 2009. UMNO want to be able to spin that PAS has agreed to a Unity Talk and Government so they decided for no contest for the seat. A perfect scenario for UMNO to save face and at the same time create friction with PR Alliance. If PAS is stupid, it will plays into UMNO dirty trick. Haven't PAS learn from past experience?

If PAS really play into the dirty trick of UMNO, The Barisan Rakyat Blogger should field a candidate for the Manek Urai by-election and go tackle head on with PAS.

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May be Malaysian politician should learn that beside talking we also need action. The way Anifah was whacking DSAI during his meeting with Clinton show how shallow he is. In my opinion, his action and speech drag Malaysia further down any world ranking of any sort in the future. The report here....

Take a serious view on an allegation, after that what is the action? The world is laughing at our legislation drama and also our judiciary independent. I think we need to bring back the Jury System, Zorro view here

Malaysia Downgraded To Tier 3 In US Tip Report

KUALA LUMPUR, June 19 (Bernama) -- Malaysia has been downgraded to Tier 3 from Tier 2 in the Trafficking in Persons (TIP) Report 2009 released on June 16 by the US Department of States, said Foreign Minister Datuk Anifah Aman.

He said Malaysia had enforced the Anti-Trafficking in Persons Act in 2007 to prosecute traffickers, and protect and rehabilitate the victims.

The act is aimed at upgrading Malaysia's status in tackling human trafficking, he said in a statement Friday.

The TIP Report ranks countries based on their level of compliance on established minimum standards for the elimination of human trafficking.

"Malaysia's seriousness in tackling the issue can seen in the number of cases brought to the court and the number of victims rescued.

"These are not considered in the TIP Report (between April 2008 and March 2009). Countries are ranked according to the Tiers based on the United States' perception on their records," he added.

Anifah said he met US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Ranking Minority Member of US Senate Committee Senator Richard Lugar when he visited Washington DC on Monday and Tuesday.

"During the meeting, I told them that Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak took a serious view on an allegation that Malaysian civil servants had been implicated in human trafficking and he had ordered an investigation," said Anifah.

He said he had also proposed that human trafficking should be deliberated at the regional or international forum.

I am not a Christian, a Muslim or Buddhist but I do belief in god, Someone, Something, Colony or Alien Being who are much more intelligent and powerful than we the human being. But I am NOT a believer or follower of Scientology where Tom Cruise and some celebrities are the followers.


What do I belief in? I always belief that the earth or the milky way is a lab experiment by some powerful and intelligent Alien Being. They create this whole milky way to simulate their own world and environment. Whatever happen on earth is predefined by their testing schedule and we are purely an object for the scientific experiment. Am I watching too much of science fiction movie like Matrix?

Everyone is entitled to what they belief in, so if you are Muslim please continue believing in what your religion and its way of life. If you are a christian, do so the same and continue your belief and way of life. If you are a Buddhist, continue believing in the cycle of life. May be you are right that we human being are been recycled by the Alien Being because we merely an experimental object in their world. We are merely a lab subject or object which can be removed and introduced back into the experiments. No wonder we had sudden missing people, Aircraft or Ship without any trace, any explanation and any answer. Anything that we human cannot explain or understand we think it is God's work. In my view, it is Alien's work. We are merely an experimental objects, like what we did in using rat in our experiment too.

So do we stop believing in our own religion? No, of course not. You should continue and do what you are told by the holy book of each religion. This is part of the experiment by the Alien Being to test the compliance behavior of their own being.

So what do we call this religion? Alienology? I belief this is not a religion, but merely an experiment by the Alien Being to test and simulate their own system and environment. Will human being fight back in the future for survival when the Alien Being decides that they have enough data and want to Switch Off the experiment? I know it is not in my life time to see, but who know it could be tomorrow. Or may be I will be mysteriously disappear tonight after I post this article. Because the Alien Being does not allow me to talk too much. May be they have their own set of ISA? I will be teleported to another planet, recycled, reprogrammed and reused.

We usually say "Oh My God" or "OMG" for Shiok Guy says "Oh My Alien" or "OMA"

The prostate is a small gland, about the size and shape of a chestnut, that produces one of the fluids that make up semen. It is surrounded by many nerve endings so some men take great pleasure in having their prostate stimulated sexually.



The Prostate is the size of a walnut and is located 4 cm (1.6 inches) in from the anus on the anterior wall, down from the bladder and in front of the rectum.

The function of the prostate is to lubricate the ejaculation process (adds to semen and other seminal fluids) and to increase pH making the vagina more hospitable and, therefore, more conducive to fertilization. It produces prostatic fluid when the man is aroused and contracts during ejaculation to empty.



Why do it? Pleasure. Plain and simple. Concentration of nerve endings makes stimulation very pleasurable for many men. Intensity of orgasm can increase two or three fold with prostate stimulation. It can also delay ejaculation.

Some men shy away from prostate stimulation because of the taboos associated with anal play in our culture. Deep rooted (unsubstantiated) beliefs leave men feeling shame and a general concern that they will become or will be considered homosexual.

In Malaysia, sexual acts other than the so called "Normal" are not allowed, so oral or anal sex between consenting partner are considered illegal. But I guess and belief that majority of Malaysian are practicing oral sex in one form or another, so are we all going to jail for that? May be until ur partner decide to make the bedroom activities public. So far Malaysia has been famous for murder and sexual activities.

Going back to the famous sodomy case involving DSAI and Saiful. Usually the receiving partner is the one looking for pleasure to have his prostate gland stimulated. Assuming that DSAI did has anal sex with Mr Saiful and I think DSAI will be using condom with lot and lot of Lubricants. I am not a DNA expert, but can the investigating officer find sperm or DNA trace of DSAI in the famous anus of Saiful? Just my 2 cents worth of observation and opinion!

The upcoming Manek Urai state seat by-election will be the referendum for PAS unity government talk with UMNO. Like it or not I think the Barisan Rakyat blogger should field an independent candidate to challenge both PAS and UMNO in the upcoming by-election.

We the blogger will then mobilized our limited resource to make sure that the candidate will win, unless PAS openly come out and whack down the unity goverment talk with UMNO. PAS has to learn not to betray our trust in GE12; PAS has to know they did not earned our trust, we trusted RPK, Haris, Zorro and Patrick who managed to convince us PAS is "OK". Now PAS is trying to Sleep and Dance with the WOLF (UMNO), and it is time we show PAS, NO WAY!

I would like to suggest that, Haris, RPK, Zorro or Patrick shall be fielded as candidate for this coming Manek Urai state seat by-election. What say you guys?

I don't mind step forward and be a candidate! Am I a clean guy? [No] Do I have many skeleton in my closet? [Yes I do]! So be it! But I simply have no money for it!

Manek Urai by-election fixed for July 14
By DHARMENDER SINGH and LOURDES CHARLES

PUTRAJAYA: The Election Commission has set July 6 as nomination day for the Manek Urai state seat by-election while polling will take place on July 14.

Chairman Tan Sri Abdul Aziz Mohd Yusof said the commission was officially informed of the vacancy of the state seat on May 24 following the death of assemblyman Ismail Yaacob from a heart attack last Friday.

He told a press conference here yesterday that the 2008 master electoral roll, updated on May 22, would be used for the by-election and would be available for purchase from June 15.

According to the electoral roll, there are 12,293 registered voters including 25 postal voters in the constituency.

The electorate comprises 99.22% Malays, 0.46% Chinese, 0.23% Indians and 0.09% others.

The Dewan Petra at SMK Sultan Yahya Petra I in Kuala Krai will be the nomination and main vote-tallying centre.

Nine schools will be used as polling centres.

Asked if holding the polling on a weekday could affect voter turnout, Abdul Aziz said it should not be a problem as most of the constituents were farmers, fishermen and rubber tappers who were not bound by office hours.

He said the commission was hoping for a voter turnout of at least 85% during the by-election which will cost the commission RM400,000 involving 350 election workers.

The commission, he added, also agreed to allow Malaysia For Free and Fair Election (Mafrel) to act as an observer during the by-election but wanted it to approach the commission with any complaints or suggestions instead of going to the media.

Voters can check for details from June 15 through commission’s website www.spr.gov.my via SMS by typing “SPR Semak” and sending it to 15888, or calling 03-8885 6500 or 09-748 2510.

In an interview later, he said the commission decided to hold the by-election as far as July because there were too many functions next month.

“The Yang di-Pertuan Agong’s birthday is in June, then you have the PAS muktamar (general assembly) and the Kelantan state assembly sitting.

“The Dewan Negara meeting is also scheduled for June, so we decided the most suitable date would be in July,” he said, adding that the commission needed time to prepare for the by-election, the seventh since the 2008 March general elections.

I was reading the following news report on Bernama, and cannot help but have to laugh about it. How can we ensure to have a world class institutions when the best is sidelined and other who are second or third best are admitted. How can we have world class education institutions when meritocracy is not the order of the day in the University for the educationist and student selection.

In the past 40 years, UM and USM our top universities in Boleh Land have slide in world ranking until we are not even featured in the top 200 of the world top universities ranking. We need to overhaul our education system to make it competitive where the best are admitted to the best, the less able go to the less prestigious one. Only then we can be crawling back slowly from no man land to ensure world class education institutions.

Talk C**K is easy.

A teacher in primary said this to the class "7 push 4 equal how many". What he tried to teach was "7 - 4 = ?" and he simply translated it from "7 tolak 4". Can you imagine?

Malaysia Ensures World-class Education Institutions

KUALA LUMPUR, June 16 (Bernama) -- While Malaysia practises an open door policy on partnerships involving local and foreign education institutions, it also strives to ensure the quality of education adheres to world-class standards.

In line with this, Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Abdul Razak has encouraged local institutions to forge partnerships with reputable education institutions overseas.

"We have to make sure that we put in place, the necessary regulatory functions to ensure the standards, and also to ensure the agency responsible will facilitate the approval of world-class or outstanding institutions that want to establish their branch campus here.

"We have an open door policy and there are very active discussions (about it) now, I know one particular institution (that would like to set up its branch campus) in the Iskandar Development Region in the near future," he told reporters after opening the 17th Conference of Commonwealth Education Ministers at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre here Tuesday. Read More here

Indonesian hotspots flare, haze thickens

JAKARTA, Indonesia (AFP) — More than 400 fires have been recorded burning in Indonesia's Riau province so far in June, a huge increase from the same time last year, officials said Tuesday.

Smoke from the fires is causing haze that is drifting across neighbouring Malaysia, where authorities said Sunday air quality and visibility in some areas had fallen from "good" to "moderate" over the previous week.

Most of the illegal fires were the result of land and forest clearing for traditional farming and palm oil plantations, forestry ministry official Israr Albar said.

"The number of hotspots may increase two to three-fold this month. The farmers are clearing land for cultivation in more areas," he said.

"Land cleared by local residents accounted for 65 to 70 percent of the fires." Read More at AFP

By Lachlan Carmichael 

WASHINGTON (AFP) — The United States on Tuesday added six African countries to a blacklist of countries trafficking in people, and put US trading partner Malaysia back on the list.

Chad, Eritrea, Niger, Mauritania, Swaziland, and Zimbabwe were added to the list in the annual report, which analyzed efforts in 173 countries to fight trafficking in humans for forced labor, prostitution, military service and other reasons.

Staying on the blacklist list are US allies Saudi Arabia and Kuwait but also Cuba, Fiji, Iran, Myanmar, North Korea, Papua New Guinea, Sudan, and Syria, according to the State Department report for 2009.

Removed from the list were Qatar, Oman, Algeria, and Moldova. Read More in AFP

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